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Vacancy!
We’re currently looking for a French horn player. Contact Brett 0422 908 176
Next Concert
Friday Sept 10th at 8 pm and Sunday Sept 12th at 2.30pm
Weber – Overture to Oberon
Tchaikovsky - Rococo Variations
Schubert - Symphony in C Major
Andrew Del Riccio – conductor
Danny Morris – ‘cello
For concert details click here
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New on our Youtube Channel - Recordings from our March concerts & Mosman Orchestra & conductor Andrew feature in a TV advertisement!
Musicians! How good is your practice technique?
Try our quiz in Children’s Corner!
New to our Gallery – photos taken by members of Mosman Camera Club when they visited our rehearsal and concert. A larger selection is on our Facebook group.
Ha! Ha!
What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline!
Why couldn’t Beethoven find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn!
How do you know when a flute player is at the door?
The knocking gets faster.
How do you know when a French horn player is at the door?
The doorbell drags.
How do you know if a viola section is at the door?
No one knows when to come in!
One day at rehearsal an oboist and a viola player were fighting. After they were separated by 2 burly bass players, the shocked conductor asked what had happened. The oboe player shrieked, “She broke all my reeds and now I can’t play!”. The viola player retaliated, “Well she turned one of my pegs all the way up and won’t tell me which one!”
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
C, Eb and G go into a bar. The barman says, “sorry we don’t serve minors.”